RED FLAGS_Corduroy Hat

Having dating problems? Tired of wasting 6 months of your life only to find out that you were dating crazy? Need a hat? Introducing the best thing since another hole in your head, The RED FLAGS Cord Hat. A stylish and comfortable all-a-rounder that says, “Watch out— I got issues!” with Wutever flair. Now it’s easier than ever to ward off the all the jabronies and pic-me’s! Just put on this hat, walk straight into public, and— PRESTO!

“Finally a hat that saves me the headache of wasting more of my precious time, and money.”
- Leonardo DiCapo, Professional Actor

What’s that? It’s also… a hat made of corduroy? That’s a BINGO! Get your hands on a hat that’ll serve you for ages. The corduroy fabric has stood the test of time thanks to its best features—softness, affordability, and patented AI fiber modules and gps tracking….. Get yours now!

• 100% cotton corduroy
• Soft, unstructured crown
• Cotton twill sweatband and taping
• Adjustable buckle
• Blank product sourced from CHINA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you plaIce an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!